Shampoo spilled in the shower
Over the course of 24 hours
Will create a puddle slick as glass
Then, when you step in there
Planning to wash your hair
You'll surely slip and fall upon your ______
Like on NPR's hilarious weekly news quiz "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me", I'll let you fill in the final word.
Yes, this actually happened to me, a few days ago, and I have the bruises to prove it. No, photos of said bruises will NOT be posted here (or anywhere else for that matter).
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